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Holiday Inn Express Orange Beach-On The Beach. 24700 Perdido Beach Boulevard , Orange Beach, Alabama 36561.
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Perdido Beach, just minutes away from Perdido Key, Orange Beach, Gulf Shores, Foley, Alabama and 15 minutes from Pensacola, Florida and Pensacola Beach.
I’ve learned that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
For those of you who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version. It doesn’t listen to anything.
A lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: A male object because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butts.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed and are occasionally handy.